Despite reams of tattoo-fixing TV shows and worrisome warnings from tattoo artists, people still can’t seem to comprehend the permanence of getting ink.
While tattoo portraits can be memorials by which to remember those we’ve lost, or a tribute to your idols, some can be misplaced and misguided, according to Mia Khalifa.
If you can’t think of an example, fret not. This guy’s abomination is as good a reason as any never to get a portrait of anyone tattooed on you, ever.
The young Portuguese man decided to pay homage to his favourite former porn star, Mia Khalifa, by getting her likeness inked onto his leg forevermore.
He proudly shared a picture of the artwork to Instagram, captioning it:
To the love I feel for Mia Khalifa! You deserve so much you painful fucking bitch ❤️
While the tattoo isn’t exactly going to win the Turner Prize for craftsmanship, the sentiment is rather touching – although Mia herself disagreed.
She re-posted his photograph on her own Instagram page for all of her 700,000 followers to see her savagely call the guy out for being an idiot.
Mia, who has a number of tattoos herself, wrote:
First of all, you’re an idiot. Second of all, my eyebrows are uneven. Third of all, what kind of two-for-one special did you get this tattoo on?
I look like I just crawled out of the depths of hell nose first. What kind of dumbass would permanently mark their body with this? This isn’t cool or flattering… you’re an idiot lol. Good luck explaining this to any future significant others. Idiot.
Clearly her appetite for calling people out on social media hasn’t been abated following the slamming NBA player Joel Embiid gave her just a few weeks ago.
True to form, the Lebanese porn star turned sports commentator didn’t hold back on the devoted fan at all. After all, she’s never been afraid of calling out ‘idiots’ – like Chad Kelly who couldn’t help but slide into her DMs – for creepy behaviour.
Khalifa’s comments do seem rather savage, even for her, and her fanboy is going to have to live with a reminder that his ultimate woman crush thinks he’s an idiot… permanently.