“Now that it’s abandoned nudes, I hope Playboy goes with its other major brand identity and becomes a magazine about a very fancy rabbit.”
1. This photoshoot.
ME: make sure to capture all of my body's contours
DMV GUY: again, this is entirely inappropriate for a license photo
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) October 11, 2016
2. This saucy pic.
— maartist.md (@maartistmd) January 7, 2017
3. This miracle.
I just got nudes from team Snapchat
— Victor Pope Jr (@VictorPopeJr) January 1, 2017
4. This laundry disaster.
— 11 days (@john_maderal) December 12, 2016
5. This gift.
*when she send you nudes and you ain't even ask for em* pic.twitter.com/cIntkWQ1FQ
— $$$ (@wktrils) January 7, 2017
6. This comparison to one of the greats.
Nudes are an art, you aren't a hoe you're a Leonarhoe Da Vinci.
— jeff (@adorsed) January 8, 2017
7. And this one too.
nudes are art so you ain't a hoe you a vincent van ghoe
— ㅤㅤㅤ (@3amfeeI) January 8, 2017
8. This very, very accurate moment.
when he sees u naked for the first time pic.twitter.com/UB83IaVODZ
— coco (@c__o__c__o_) January 7, 2017
9. This brutal comeback.
Want his attention?
Want to piss him off?
When he responds,
reply "Oops, wrong person"
— Crazy Stalker Mom (@texasstalkermom) October 8, 2015
10. This explicit photoshoot.
"send nudes" pic.twitter.com/cFgziYqFsl
— flör de pelotuda (@isleofpilxts) January 7, 2017
11. This totally real Biblical story.
[In the beginning, God created the heavens and earth…]
EARTH: send nudes
GOD: *creates Adam & Eve*
— Blind Chow (@BlindChow) October 4, 2015
12. This absolute burn.
I don't know what's more embarrassing, accidentally sending nudes to your boss or getting a pay decrease as a result of your nudes.
— Lil Booty Boss (@Lil_Booty_Boss) August 11, 2016
13. And this let down.
When you send him your highest quality nudes and all you get back is an "oh nice" pic.twitter.com/GIR6IMwuAH
— Ho Ho Holeski (@tatummoleski) January 7, 2017
14. This intellectual conversation.
regular people: good morning baby, i love u
me (an intellectual): wake up send nudes bitch
— one of ur hoes (@miliondollameat) January 5, 2017
15. This gingerbread disaster.
— oliviatroiola (@oliviaaxo1) December 25, 2016
16. This danger.
When you go to compose a tweet and your nudes pop up on the bottom of the screen like sis can I get some privacy
— Yarali ✨ (@YarasGarden) January 4, 2017
17. This actual horror.
Kidnapper: Pay up or I'll leak your nudes
Me: So what?
K: Then I'll tweet your drafts
M: Ok don't do anything crazy we can work this out
— Elle (@Dcbelle02) February 19, 2015
18. This woodwork disaster.
I hate it when I drop my sandpaper pic.twitter.com/sf0Mluj4Fg
— katherine (@kathschin) December 15, 2016
19. This pitch.
Now that it's abandoned nudes, I hope Playboy goes with its other major brand identity and becomes a magazine about a very fancy rabbit.
— Tim Carvell (@timcarvell) October 13, 2015
20. This artistic flair.
Adding the final touches to my photoshopped nudes before I send it off pic.twitter.com/mPCzKz67ry
— Gacci Mone (@nigglysaurus) January 7, 2017
21. This wholesome request gone wrong.
[texting my girlfriend]
"Just finished my homework"
Cool, Send a pic (; ?
*gf sends a nude*
Ewww wtf!! i meant of your homework!
— Lazy dog (@LaziestCanine) December 18, 2014
22. This ultimate revenge.
if someone broke up with me id stop talking to them for months and then "accidentally" send them my best nudes & then continue not talking
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 6, 2017
23. This historically accurate advice.
"Send nudes, not hate" -Gandhi
— Daniel (@MyFavsTrash) January 3, 2017
24. This artwork.
Just found my old line rider i made in school pic.twitter.com/rD7a2MqH1P
— Jay (@_JRE2_) November 29, 2016
25. And this accident.
one day I'll get the hang of this 😔😔 pic.twitter.com/lnJeWpnblM
— peyton (@TehNite) November 20, 2016