1. Everyone is starting to realize what Ariana Grande’s new single “Side to Side” is ~~actually~~ about:
2. It’s happening to everyone:
3. Yes……………. It is, in fact, about:
4. And it’s leaving everyone SHOOK:
5. AND SHOCKED:
6. AND SNATCHED:
7. THEN SHOOK AGAIN:
8. ESPECIALLY Lena Dunham:
9. People are starting to put together the “ride dick bicycle” lyric:
10. And the “wrist icicle” lyric:
11. And that the song has NOTHING to do with riding an actual bicycle:
12. For some, the revelation was life-changing:
13. But for most, they just don’t know what to think anymore:
Aha! The music video suddenly makes much more sense.
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