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Student Sends Hilarious Email To University Tutor While High

We’ve all had at least one embarrassing altercation with our teachers at some point. The scenario that instantly springs to mind, and you’re lying if you say you’ve never experienced it, is when you accidentally call them mum or dad. It’s funny, but it never gets any less painful.

Nineteen-year-old Abby Jo Hamele completely bypassed the humiliation of referring to her uni tutor as a relative, and just decided she’d email him while she was high.

Studying at the University of Nebraska, Lincoln, the student was looking to get a bit of extra time on an assignment because she’d recently had her wisdom teeth removed. Reeling on hydrocodone as a part of her recovery, what followed was a masterpiece.

In full, it reads: “Kevin – I believe that i relmebmer you said we, as us students, would be able to send you our papers for classss for you to look at over before we turn them in to cColin if we got them to you by the 22nd of Novermber.

“I unfortmately got my wisdom teeth sliced outr and have not not been reacting very well to the surgeryy nor the medicatioon i were given/ so I do not thimk that I will be able to habe my paper finisherd by Tuesday at all. Is tehere any way I would be able to send you my paper at any later date???

“I wnt to do very good on this paper you know becayse i like to do well in my classes. please sir I workled very hard and thouught that I would be abel to finish it on timme but my doctor said I will most likelly not be normal again until at least Thanksginvg turkey.

“If you say no then that is okay but i would be sad and i would reallyyy lik e it if you said yes. Thank you Kevin, my dude.

“Abby Jo Hamele (pronounced hah-mil-lee) (if you were wondering)

“P.S. I will answer youpr questions in class forever so theere are not any more awkard silence. and i will buy you expo markers that work (even thougjh our tuition should pay for markers that work)

“love you bye.” (sic)

Understandably, her tutor was rather dumbfounded by the email, but had a pretty decent reply.

Despite the obvious reason to be mortified, Abby has to look at the positives. She has an extra week for her assignment, and her tutor is a legend.

Source: theladbible | Featured image credit: Twitter


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