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Vegan Beauty Blogger Drinks A Semen Smoothie Every Morning For Energy

Who needs a Redbull or coffee when you can have yourself a nice smoothie filled with jizz. I guess you can throw your protein shakes out the window as well.

“every batch tastes different depending on what he has been eating”



The personal trainer and qualified nutritional adviser claims that sperm contains lots of vitamins and minerals – including B12, which vegans like herself lack in their diets.


She swears by gulping down a smoothie every morning, with the key ingredient being… a teaspoonful of sperm.

29-year-old Tracy Kiss has been drinking the interesting concoction for the past month, saying it’s boosted both her mood and her immunity.

The mum-of-two is currently single, so harvests her sperm from her best friend – or rather, he harvests it and delivers it to her up to three times a week. What are friends for, eh? Tracy – who’s vegan – stores it in tubs in the fridge with the rest of her groceries.

Source: dudecomedy


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