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Woman Hospitalized After Getting Dildo Stuck In Her Ass

Blame it on the goose, it got her feeling loose. Next thing you know she had a vibration all the way in her belly.

A girl needed emergency surgery after getting seven-inch DILDO lodged up her bum.
‘IT WAS VIBRATING IN MY STOMACH’!

The mother of one tried to use a fork handle and BBQ prongs to remove it with no luck. Emma Phillips was feeling the urge with her lover during the early hours of Saturday morning when the sex toy ‘disappeared’.

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Initially, she thought her boyfriend hid the vibrator under a pillow as a prank, it was only after she pressed down on her stomach and felt a buzzing that she realized she fucked up.

After being rushed to the hospital to have the toy surgically removed, Emma is now speaking out to warn others not allow embarrassment to stop them seeking help if they find themselves in a similar predicament.

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Emma said: “For a while Lee was suggesting all kinds of wonderful options.

“He tried a kitchen fork handle, which we won’t be using again, and said he could feel it at one point but that it was too far up – it was a goner.

“He tried BBQ prongs too but after a certain point – after an hour of trying – we knew were going to have to go to the hospital. We were both a bit shocked.”

After initially seeing the funny side Emma said that they quickly realized that she’d need medical help.

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Emma said: “We’d both been drinking the night before so we couldn’t drive. I had to make the most embarrassing call to the ambulance at 7am.

“The call handler said ‘tell me exactly what the problem is’ so I had to tell him.”

Emma is fine now. Be careful with your dildos people!

Source: dudecomedy

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