How many times can I multiply the word NOPE for this situation? NOPE! times 1,000,000,00.
I hate snakes. Don’t know why. Maybe it is because I used to fuck with them a lot when I was a punk ass kid. Now I feel like I have bad snake karma and due for a snake bite right in the neck.
Enough about me, you want to see this massive snake. It’s already being called “the biggest snake in history.”
It’s said to weigh around 400 kilograms (880 pounds), is 10 meters (32 feet) in length, and measures 1 meter (3.2 feet) in diameter.