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World’s First ‘Sex Theme Park’ & Vibrating Cinema Is Coming Soon

SIGN ME UP! F*ck Disneyland, I am about to take my talents to the World’s first sex theme park.

World’s First Sex Theme Park & Vibrating Cinema Is Coming Soon

Businessman Mauro Morata admits: “This won’t be a place for nuns, but it’s not like we’re trying to recreate Sodom and Gomorrah.


“If attendees want to take things to another level, they can go to a nearby motel — which we will operate.”

There is talk of it boasting:

  • A ‘7D’ cinema where the seats vibrate
  • A “train of pleasure” with go-go boys and girls
  • A nudist pool and a “sex playground” with water slide
  • Ride with bumper cars shaped like genitalia
  • A snack bar selling aphrodisiacs.


Still, the park is moving ahead, although protesters shouldn’t be too worried as visitors won’t be allowed to ‘get it on’ in the park, although ‘love motels’ will be nearby for those who think the sound of a roller-coaster is an aphrodisiac.

Source: dudecomedy


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