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18 Facts You Didn’t Know About Your Balls

Where would we be today without testicles? I’ll tell you what, porn wouldn’t be the same. Or even around? I guess lesbians watching lesbos could still go down. This isn’t the point. You are here for some facts about your balls, nut sack, and family jewels.

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1. MEN ARE JUST AS SENSITIVE AS WOMEN.
We’re talking about sensitivity to touch, of course. When it comes to sensation on your genitals, men and women are almost identical.
2. BACTERIA ON YOUR JUNK CAN LEAD TO AIDS.
You’re probably aware that your colon is full of different bacteria, most of which are helpful. The tip of your penis also harbors its own colony of bacteria, but those tiny critters may affect your risk of HIV infection.
3. The testicles make 200 million sperm every day.
4. SOME GUYS LIKE GETTING KICKED IN THE BALLS.
A swift kick to the crotch is probably at the bottom of the list of things you want to have happen to you during sex. But for some guys, “ballbusting” is a sado-masochistic sexual fetish—part of the menu of services you might hire a dominatrix to perform.
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5. A TWISTED TESTICLE CAN LEAVE YOU WITH ONE NUT.
First, the good news: Your balls can’t get tangled with each other like your iPod earbuds, since your scrotum contains two separate compartments divided by a thin membrane.
6. Balls can grow up to twice the size during sex.

7. SQUEEZING TESTICLES TOO TIGHT CAN CAUSE THE BODY TO RELEASE A DEADLY AMOUNT OF ADRENALINE.

8. The word avocado derives from the Aztec word for testicle.

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9. For most men, their left testicle hangs lower than the right.
Being unsymmetrical means they take up less space.

10. The largest scrotum on record belonged to 49-year-old Wesley Warren, who died from a heart attack last year.

11. In the Middle Ages, men who wanted sons would sometimes have their left testicle chopped off because they thought the right testicle made male sperm, and the left made female.

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12. Testicle derives from the Latin word testis, meaning ‘witness’.

13. THE BUILT-UP PRESSURE IS WHAT CAUSES “BLUE BALLS.”

14. In pre-biblical times men sometimes placed their hand on another man’s testicles when swearing an oath, because the testicles gave witness to a man’s virility.

15. In 16th century Europe, women weren’t allowed to sing in Roman Catholic church choirs so of course the logical thing to do instead was cut off boys’ balls before their voices broke.
These boys, called castrati, were appreciated by classical composers such as Mozart and some became major celebrities.

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16. NATIVE WOMEN FROM NEW BRUNSWICK, CANADA, USED TO BREW TEA WITH BEAVER TESTICLES. THESE WOMEN BELIEVED IT WORKED AS A CONTRACEPTIVE.

17. There are various theories on why men have external testicles – the most widely-believed being to do with the fact a cooler temperature improves sperm production.
But for many other mammals, including elephants, aardvarks and anteaters, their balls are up inside their bodies, by their kidneys.

18. TESTICLES CAN ALMOST DOUBLE IN SIZE DURING SEX.

Source: dudecomedy

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