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19 Funniest Comments People Have Read On Porn Sites

I wish the type of comments that go down on porn sites carried over everywhere. Everyone seems so friendly. I wonder why…

The classic line I have heard people yell at strip clubs and once when we were doing a weird HBO night and softcore was on is “That’s somebody’s daughter!”

People on Reddit shared some of the funniest comments they have seen on Porn sites:

1. “Where can I download mine craft texture packs?”

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2. “Every day we stray further and further from god’s light”

3. “Most MILFS are usually just women over 25. But, I swear to God if you looked in her purse you’d find half a dozen fruit snacks.”

4. “I have that same ikea bed”

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5. “i never understood the appeal of the 2 sinks i mean look at how much sq. footage they are wasting in that apartment because of it. They should knock one out and put in a walk in closet to increase their homes value”

6. “master wayne doesn’t know i use the bat-computer for this”

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7. ‘Did she bury her ex in the backyard? Cause ain’t no way he left all those pinball machines behind’

8. Someone asked for a good recipe that uses apples, and several people replied with apple pie recipes.

9. Seriously? After 20 minutes of getting to choke this gorgeous girl with his cock, two little poots of cum is all he could manage? Pathetic. I registered an account just so I could leave this comment in hopes he sees it one day. Fronting like you’re some alpha male, while Elizabeth is performing her heart out, and what do you give her? Two tiddlywinks of cum? I’ve never felt so personally offended by porn before. You’re a real asshole, pal.

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10. The other day I saw “nice hemorrhoid” on /r/gonewild, accompanied by various solutions and treatment options for the afflicted

11. “Best porn of my entire life but don’t know if I jizzed for the guy or for the girl”

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12. Please come home, your father and I miss you. We don’t understand why you’re doing this.

13. “I don’t think the cucumber in the background really had anything to do with the video and I was confused.”

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14. “First time anal of the day maybe”

15. “You are amazing at deepthroating, I bet you could swallow a John Cena figurine whole”.

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16. “What a boobs”

17. It was a video tagged with bukakke and only 1 dude with 1 chick, “you must construct additional pylons”, laughed for a solid minute

18. Under a picture of this milf that was very tan and oily someone posted a picture of a roast chicken

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19. Some guy who possibly was a doctor in real life saying the male pornstar had a abnormal mole and needed to get it checked out… I fucking died in laughter.

Source: dudecomedy

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