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19 Sex Bloopers People Have Witnessed In Porn

You can’t control when you have to poop, or when you have to take a dump. Unfortunately for pornstars, the show must go on! Nothing like getting drenched with tuna puree…

The porn experts of Reddit got together to share the best and funniest porn bloopers they have seen.

1. There’s this one clip with lily Thai where the guy puts his dick in her and she makes this face and she’s like ‘oh god baseball baseball baseball’ trying not to come but she comes instantly and the cameraman is just like ‘we need a bucket. Is there a towel in this room? Oh my god’. Meanwhile the male porn star is just sitting there looking dumbfounded like what the fuck my dick is magic

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2. I saw one where the guy was stroking off, getting ready to give the lady the good ol’ frosty facial, but right when you expected it to happen, he keeps going. And going. And going. He never does it and then he just awkwardly slides out of frame and the video ends.

3. I saw this video on efukt of two guys banging a girl and one guy decides hes going to blow a load on the chicks face and misses and hits the other guy right in the mouth

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4. I liked the one where the cameraman got too close and the guy ended up missing the woman and cumming on him.

5. Saw a dude completely pass out while receiving oral once. He was standing and the woman tried to stop him from falling by desperately pulling on his junk. I laughed a lot.

6. The angriest look I’ve ever seen one person give another was when a guy shot a load in a woman’s mouth that she clearly wasn’t expecting.

7. When they get cum in the eye and you can see for a second that look on her face that says “Dude, why!?”.

8. I always enjoy that real accidental anal clips. The raw rage of the girls and the “oh shit I just bent my dick, this hurts like hell but I stuck it in her ass, she is going to be pissed” look of the guys is priceless.

9. Anyway there’s a guy fucking a girl doggy style on the front of a boat. I seem to remember him having longish hair blowing in the wind. At any rate, it’s definitely a windy day, and as they are going at it, suddenly a rug blows off the boat and flys into the drink. The guy continues thrusting, points at where the rug went, and asks “hey is that your rug?” It was hilarious

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10. A director was berating a guy because he couldn’t finish on demand, literally one man screaming at another man and berating him because he couldn’t finish with another man screaming at him. So this buff fully naked with a hard on porn star starts walking away, then gets mad because the tirade is ongoing, calmly walks back, punches the director in the face and leaves.

11. A gentleman put his entire hand inside a very patient and flexible young lady. He’s wearing this big tacky gold ring and I said to my friend that I bet he loses it up in there. Sure enough, he pulls his hand out sans ring. Could have been the result of editing but the young lady looked pretty angry.

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12. I saw one that was really subtle but really squicked me out. At one point, a spider runs across the girls thigh and disappears, and though it was slightly distracting, I put it out of mind and kept watching, because sex brain. THEN, about a minute later, they did one of those awful shots where you see the guys balls slapping into the girl, and the SPIDER SHOWS UP, RUNS ACROSS HIS ASSHOLE, AND GETS STUCK IN HIS BALLS without anyone noticing of course. I swear I watched it ten times, and no orgasms were had.

13. Not really bloopers but “fast forward blowjobs” is good for a laugh.

14. The one I’ll always remember was actually posted by someone in a similar thread to this, and was of a guy fucking a girl in the ass and as he pulls out his dick, it makes the most cartoonish pop noise and he exclaims “Booyah!”.

15. There’s one on Pornhub where a girl is giving a blowjob and the guy finishes by giving himself a cumshot in the eye,they both started laughing,I also started laughing,good times.

16. I remember seeing a bukkake video as a young lad. Dudes were all lined up ready to give one lucky lady the old salty malty from the meat straw. Well in order to get the timing right, most if not all these guys are playing a little warm up game of 5 on 1 so they’re ready to unload when called upon. Unfortunately in this particular scene, a dude about three places back gets a little too excited and fires his load onto the back of the guy’s thigh in front of him. Reaction was priceless.

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17. “I’m going out the same way I came in. I was born by the snatch and I want to die by the snatch. So come up here and sit on my face and… take my breathe away!” Not a blooper but hilarious. The entire script is funny.

18. When the girl brings her mom with her to the shooting itself and then the camera man proceeds to interview the mom post-sex on what she thinks about her daughter shooting porn.

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19. That video where the dude cums on the chicks hair, and shes all “whats that?” and the dude is laughing and she gets mad and tells them to get out. Pretty funny

Source: dudecomedy

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