When it comes to confessions, today’s article is breaking the bank.
To be honest, I truly haven’t interacted with a bank worker in years.
What can I say?! I’ve got amazing apps on my phone and websites on my computer where I can pay my bills and transfer money between my accounts. Every penny I earn is sent directly to my accounts thanks to the glory that is direct deposit.
I also love using debit and credit cards for my purchases–who the heck wants to go to a bank and get cash that you have to carry around with you everywhere you go?
And, even when I do find myself walking into a brick and mortar bank, I go straight to the ATM. Why? Because there’s absolutely no reason for me to engage with a human being to get a couple of twenties out of my account.
Also, there’s always a long and winding line to deal with the teller! No, thank you, friends!
Anyway! I am glad that this is the case because that means none of these bank employees are complaining about me. My hands are clean.
Also, now I never want to go in a bank ever again. If these are the people you find there, I’ll take my chances withdrawing money at ATMs at drug stores.