That moment in the beginning of the second trimester when you realize you need to buy maternity clothes. . . Good-bye skinny jeans, good-bye bra. Sad.
And the whole time while pregnant you feel it’s a fantasy. The thing is you don’t quite wake-up until your kid grads high school.
Some babies simply don’t want to come out, but how can you blame them? What’s an “eviction”? C-section..
Husbands are often with wives while delivering babys, but sometimes on the sidelines. WAY on the sidelines and there are reasons why. Poor dads..
While pregnant and especially after labor you think, “NEVER again”! Then a few years later, what are you thinking? Cute babies. . . Can’t win.
NOTHING feels like being pregnant until you body become “alien-like”, or like you’re carrying an Alien.
You wonder how the world EVER got populated in the first place.
When mom first finds out she’s pregnant, she’s sick as he cheers! Then news of twins comes when he least expects. . . kinda like getting hit by a car.
Moms get ready. . . from now on, you will NOT enjoy “mornings” for 10 years or so, NOT until you kids can make their own breakfasts..
AND you wonder why she’s so grumpy during the third trimester of pregnancy? Don’t EVEN ask..