Keep it simple. Super-bugs are scary AF.
Twinkle twinkle little star also works. Because it’s the exact same song. We’re too old to fall for that trick now!
Doctors get elbow deep into blood and guts. Not one spot should be missed. *WARNING: DO NOT SHARE WITH OCD PEOPLE*
Do share this with anyone who is planning to make you cookies.
It’s good to avoid the doorknob because it’s in a damn bathroom! But, it’s going to be ok if you don’t. Just have your nurse open the door for you.
It’s better than nothing, but it won’t help you pass medical school.