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If You Still Think Clubbing Is Cool, These 14 Photos Will Change Your Mind

Clubs are terrible. They seem like magical hedonistic paradises when you’re young, but as you get older, you realizes they’re just depraved black holes of misery and failure. In case you need some proof, here it is.

When clubbing, you’ll probably run into a girl who’s just desperate for the boys’ attention.

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No matter what, if you go clubbing, you’re probably going to have a bad time…

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…because there will ALWAYS be someone rubbing up on you that you absolutely do not want rubbing up on you.

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Personal space does not exist in da club.

Basically, inexplicable weird shit happens at the club.

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Oh don’t worry, he’s just trying out a sweet new dance move.

Like this creeper’s creeping.

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Though I think I could offer at least one explanation for his behavior, but that doesn’t make it right.

And you most certainly encounter someone whose fashion game is just as terrible as this.

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Is that a mankini I see?

Remember when wearing ham to the club was in fashion?

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Me neither.

OMG it’s a zombie!!! Oh wait, no, it’s just a drunk person and unfortunate lighting.

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You’ll definitely run into a lot of people who are way too drunk.

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But at least you’ll sometimes run into some really great dancers.

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And of course people who really don’t appreciate their dance partner’s amazing skills.

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Be careful when clubbing though, because partying too hard can cause some serious injuries…

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Ouch though. I can feel this in my mouth and it hurts.

…and serious embarrassment.

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But above all else, make sure you know what you’re getting yourself into.

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Look at that forehead vein.

h/t diply

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