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Lesbians Reveal Their Most Awkward Sex Moments

“We assumed we were alone and would have some privacy.”

“During my senior year of college, a girl I was dating thought it would be fun to make out on the roof of our dorm. We assumed we were alone and would have some privacy. As the evening progressed, so did we … until we heard encouraging shouts and laughter from therooftop of a neighboring building. Mortified, we quickly halted everything and relocated back to the comfort of a conveniently cozy twin bed in my private dorm room. And never returned to the roof.” —Jo

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“I finally sat up and realized I had a bloody nose.”

“One of the first times I was with a girl, I was kissing her neck and started to feel hot liquid, kind of like a runny nose coming from my face. I finally sat up and realized I had a bloody nose. There was blood all over her body, bed, my face … it was awful .” —Kelly

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“She used the phone’s screen light in order to find where she needed to be.”

“I’d been seeing a woman who had never had sex with a woman before and I had been doing most of the work each time we had sex. This time, she decided she wanted to ‘try her hand’ (if you will) and take the plunge. Apparently, though, the labyrinth of the female body was too confusing, and she grabbed her cell phone to light her way to my vagina. She used the phone’s screen light in order to find where she needed to be. It was almost like a cave-diver with a headlamp. Needless to say, it was not very good. At least she didn’t use the flashlight app?” —Rose

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“She used the sheets we covered up with to towel me off.”

“The first time a girl squirted on me it was like a flood! At first, I heard that squirting sound, then a gushing came. This had never happened with anyone else I had been with before. I certainly knew it was possible, but I had no idea what it would feel like. Luckily, the bathroom was nearby, so I didn’t exactly dash, but I washed my hands very quickly and I jumped back into bed, which was now soaked. She used the sheets we covered up with to towel me off. Great sex, but definitely a little awkward to say the least.” —Erin

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“The next morning my mom said, ‘I’m proud of you.'”

“I was 17 and a nervous wreck. I had a double date lesbian sleepover at my house where we watched Better Than Chocolate because my friend at the time said it would ‘make it happen’ that night. When the film ended, the lights went out, and I tasted heaven for the first time, and I guess I didn’t do half bad. The next morning, we all got woken up to my mother offering us bagels and coffee. I got taken aside and she says, ‘I’m proud of you.’ Awkward. As. Fuck. But also very cool of my ma to say.” —Fran

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“When I went to the bathroom to clean myself off, my face and white T-shirt looked like something out of a murder scene.”

“It was the first time she let me go down on her and I was very excited about it. The room was pitch black so I couldn’t see a thing. When I was going down on her I felt like she was a lot wetter than usual and it really turned me on and we proceeded. When I went to the bathroom to clean myself off, my face and white T-shirt looked like something out of a murder scene — I was covered in blood. When I asked her if she had gotten her period, she told me that she was just sensitive from us having had sex before. Later I found out through a mutual friend that she was so embarrassed that she had gotten her period on my face, so she just lied instead.” —Barbara

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