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People Expose People The Most NSFW Thing That Happened At Work

Sitting at a desk job for 8+ hours a day can really get your mind going. Some people can control the urge. Others just give in and get down and dirty.

My first sales job there was a super hot girl who occasionally popped some pills at work before getting on the phones. On this day she disappeared for awhile, so did the married guy who worked next to us. They got busted thanks to the security footage getting it on in some unused IT office space. The dude ended up getting a divorce, losing his kids and got in trouble for stalking the girl months after. Good times.

Here are some better NSFW stories people experienced at work and shared on Reddit. 

A girl got caught making Cam videos in the bathroom

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One of my coworkers often would pull up her dress and flash another girl in the office for fun. One time she decided to do it in the copy room just as the owner of he company walked in.

The girl who had been writing sex toys and other stuff off as expenses and used them with her customer was a good one. She unsurprisingly went to work for that customer after she got fired.

Coworker found the (married with kids) boss banging one of the cashiers in the safe room. He was late 40’s. She was 18.

Hr lady grabbing my junk under the table at company picnic. Move her hand and look over and she is doing the same thing to my boss on the other side of her. She may have been slightly intoxicated.

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Four legs in a stall and another dude in the next stall was bending and masturbating to whatever he could see.

I saw my two lesbian coworkers naked (except for shoes) and eating each other out in the deep freeze at the Ben & Jerry’s we worked at. It was an eye opening experience to say the least.

My buddy got his dick sucked in the meat cooler by the floral shop girl.

Co-worker banging girl from produce in the dairy cooler thinking the shelving would hide the deed. Store manager was not pleased when he got the complaint.

On a multi-story construction site, typically there will be an elevator operator. On my first jobsite ever, the elevator operator was a very short, very friendly hispanic woman. She would make small talk with everyone and lightly flirt occasionally. A coworker thought the light flirting was a bit more and, when he was the only other one in the elevator, whipped is erect dick out. She promptly reported him and he was summarily fired.

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I used to work in a Cinnabon at a mall. One evening a guy walked up to the front counter, whipped his dick out and started pissing all over a glass display case, smiling like an idiot the entire time, then tried to deny what he’d done and order a drink. Like most mall food places the front counter was the front of the store so this was happening out in the midst of all the mall’s foot traffic, though I should probably let everyone know we weren’t in the food court. The guy got arrested, in case you were curious.

This girl sucked and fucked multiple people in the bathroom, she finally got caught and fired. She would put up a maintenance sign up and went to town.

I used to work at moderately priced small motel in san francisco. we used to have craiglist escorts there all time during the ” casual encounter ” days…one morning an escort who was using the free computer in the lobby, said ” this guy is willing to pay an extra $100 if i cover my entire body with jiffy peanut butter and have sex with him “….she ended up doing it….the next day the housekeepers burst into the lobby screaming in hispanic accents …” JON, OH MY GOD…THERE’S PEANUT BUTTER EVERYWHERE!!! ITS ON THE BED, THE WALLS, THE MIRRORS, THE TV…I DONT UNDERSTAND!!! ” …shit was legendary

The IT guy at my old job got caught banging one of the directors, in her office, while the call-center was open, by his wife who also worked there. He then got divorced, married the director (who got fired over it), and his ex-wife turned lesbian and married one of the ops team ladies.

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Walked in on one of the newer employees shooting up in the walk in freezer. Subway was an “interesting” place to work. I’ve got more stories if there’s interest.

There was so much, but I think the one that takes the cake is my manager, who was 30 or so, was caught by my then boyfriend dry humping a 15 year old in the office.

walked in on my crew watching Pirates. they were skipping the NSFW parts to try so they could follow the plot. apparently it was just okay.

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Back in HS I used to work at a grocery store. There was this woman who gave out samples of food and other products for people to buy. Anyhow she would always get fucked by the guys working in the meat department and they would have sex on the meat packaging machine.
We dubbed her as “the sausage sampler”

A girl started the same day as the Holiday party. She was dancing and drinking, the CEO came onto the floor and this new woman, a little tipsy, pulls out her massive tits and shoved them in his face. She was not at work the next day, or ever again. Sad.

Witnessed a theater professor banging a student on the stage after hours.

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Seen an old lady shit in the middle of the store and was told to clean it up, I refused and my manager ( the owners son) went crazy and threatened me with my job, his dad came down and asked why it wasn’t cleaned up yet and he blamed it on me I said there was no chance I’m goin near it (was half solid half shit soup). Boss handed his son the mop and said I don’t want someone to blame I want you to clean it. There’s something very satisfying watching your asshole manager with his sleeves pulled up mopping up the toxic waste of a pensioner.

I used to be a store manager at sneaker/sporting goods store in the mall. One of my co-managers was fucking one of my teenage (underage) employees in that back stock room after the store closed on a regular basis. This was going on for several months apparently. I found out when said teenager came to me and she said that my co-manger promised her a raise that she never got. I asked her why he said that he would give her a raise. That is when she told me about the sex in the stock room. I had to call the police and corporate about this. We arranged a sting with help of the girl, as she acted out for the police that to meet up with my co-manger after work. Basically “caught him with his pants down” to use the term.

When I was an elecrician I was working this huge hospital remodel with about 20 guys from our company all working in diffrent parts of the hospital. I got a job ticket to run some pipe back in the older part of the hospital that was semi closed for remodel. Me and two other guys went to do the job. We opened the door to the panel closet to find a guy from another crew with a nurse bent over with his hard hat on her head just going at it. He really should have been wearing that hard hat. Very not safe for work. Is OSHA would have walked in there, he might have gotten a fine.

Sales rep beat the shit out of an assistant manager

I worked at the corporate offices of a local game store, and after one employee quit they went through his work computer and found tons of images of female profile pictures he collected from MySpace.
Oh, he also had a ton of photos of himself, step by step showing how to insert a butt plug.

In one of my jobs, we joke about the bathroom been soundproof, because you can hear a lot from outside, one day the new guy hear that but doesnt get it as a joke, 2 days later, sex sounds come from the bathroom, the guy was masturbaing furiously with porn on the cellphone.

I used to work at a hotel. There was a guy that was thrown off the 7th floor balcony during a party. He landed right on the cement. I saw him before police or ambulance showed up. Not pretty.

Some scumbag on my shift punched his wife in the parking lot, while everyone was out there on break. Quite a surreal moment that all of us couldn’t believe happened. The delay of reaction felt like forever since we were just in awe.
He was arrested and fired. But yeah, that was…something.

I once returned from a pizza delivery run to find the front of the store empty. I walked to the back of the store and found both of the managers and chopping up lines of Adderal on the dough table. I was used to them smoking weed in the walk-in, but that surprised me. Any pizza you’ve ever ordered has been handled by someone on some form of drugs.

Two people fucking in the meat cooler at a grocery store. She got his mild italian sausage alright, and neither of them got fired.

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